officialunitedstates:

magdiesel:

officialunitedstates:

can anyone name one differnece between a republican and a democrat?

one has 4 syllables the other has 3 

that would be a difference.  i was asking for a differnece.  thanks anyway

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Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

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fernacular:

Small psa:
Generational divides are fake, people can’t be sorted neatly into millennials, gen z, babyboomer, etc. Age is a gradient and people are individuals. Young kids are gonna do dumb stuff because they’re kids and the world is so fucking hard for little social mammal creatures with overgrown brains to figure out. Older little social mammal creatures are going to get disoriented and nervous as the way things worked when they were young are no longer the way things work. Everyone has been the former, everyone will be the latter. Be kind to each other.

Don’t eat detergent.

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humunanunga:

When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out,

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